A list of wildly out of context quotes from the Community panel
Alison Brie: Did somebody boo my boobs?
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Joel McHale (after thanking the fans for the flash mobs, the fake beards, “your blood sacrifices”): If we do get canceled after thirteen episodes I blame you.
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Yvette Nicole Brown: Are you happy to work with me?
Joel McHale: For about two hours out of the day…
Yvette Nicole Brown: That’s a sixteen hour day, folks.
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Danny Pudi (on Abed turning away from Troy’s high-five): It was the most heartbreaking ten seconds of my life.
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Alison Brie (singing): Troy and Abed and Annie in the morning!
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Joel McHale: Name another comedy on television that has this much murder!
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Yvette Nicole Brown: I really think Shirley always has that purse because I always have my purse. I almost brought it out here with me. I’m from the inner city of Cleveland and you don’t leave your purse.
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Moses Port: What I mean to say is, we’re not going to screw it up!
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Joel McHale: I’ve already waxed my body.
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Joel McHale (reads the message on the back of his name-tent about panelists watching the language): I think a lot of people under the age of 18 have heard the phrase “motherfuckers” before.
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Joel McHale: I had to sit for that photo, if you know what I mean! … Let me make that clear, I had a boner.
Yvette Nicole Brown: Don’t encourage him.
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Gillian Jacobs: I thought you said “we’ve seen those farts!” What did you say? Oh, sparks! Well, you know that the first sign of true love is flatulence.
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Danny Pudi (in Batvoice): Thank you fans, thank you Comic Con. Four seasons and a porno, six seasons and a movie. Abed is Batman now.
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Audience member: Will you be playing the role of psychologist this season? Because when you’re around my heart beats.
Gillian: Now that I’ve seen you I know what a heartbeat feels like.
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Andy Bobrow (on Inspector Spacetime): You don’t even have to make the show to create the fandom.
Moderator: I think this is why the network actually fears you guys!
